1) I will not pluck out my eyelash extensions anymore. (Already broke this)
2) I will not forget to eat the pill and have my period come 2 weeks early and not know what to do with the rest of the pills.
3) I will wash my hair more often. (WHAT? WHAT?! CANNOT IS IT? *very defensive*)
4) I will not pluck out gel/acrylic nail extensions.
5) I will put more effort into blogging regularly. (So far so good)
6) I will lose *some* weight for my wedding.
7) I will try to post clicknetwork updates regularly.
8) I will not be jealous about other people's success or happiness (HA HA like impossible)
9) I will not get pissed off by lame comments people write about me UNLESS THEY ARE ACCUSING ME THEN I CAN GET MYSELF INTO A ROARING FRENZY AND BEAT THEIR MOTHERS TO A PULP.
10) I will call my grandparents more often and visit them even though they stay in godforsaken Clementi.
11) I will hand in my advertorials on time. I shall be a totally professional and affable blogger whom advertisers all say they love to work with thankyouverymuch.
12) I will proudly say I am a BLOGGER when asked what my occupation is instead of whimpering "web writer" because it is a legitimate occupation fuck these ignorant people/taxi drivers.
13) Speaking of that, I'd get my car license to avoid having to fulfil point 12.
14) And I will buckle my seat belt at all times.
15) I will attempt to publish a book. No idea on what yet, unlikely to happen.
16) I will try to cuddle Mike to sleep at night if I sleep later than him.
17) I will not forget to off the heater after I shower.
18) I will endeavour to learn more about everything and not have a close-minded cowardly attitude. This includes the 4x4 Rubik's Cube which I have yet to master.
19) I will not flare up everytime somebody corrects my spelling/grammar. OK I can't do that it really annoys me. If you know what I mean, you don't have to fucking corect me, ok?? LEAVE THAT 'CORECT' ALONE! Leave it! Good. Now breathe. Spelling nazis, let this be your New Year's resolution!
20) I will wake up to go tanning more often.
21) I will leave Dawn Yang alone since I am having a much more awesome life than hers. JUST KIDDING! Fuck that bitch she tried to sue me! p/s: Your liquify skills stink, your jawline is wavy in some pictures MUAHAHAHA
22) Speaking of which, I will not advertise for anything that Plasticzilla advertises. NOT THAT SHE HAS ANY EXCEPT BLOGSHOPS LAH HAHAHAHA
23) I will master my SLR and take awe-inspiring photos.
24) I will religiously bleach my eyebrows instead of letting them go all black like they are currently. Sigh.
25) I will not scorn at people with compact point-and-shoot cameras. They are merely uneducated, will wake up soon.
26) I will not let myself go after marriage.
27) I will be more patient with dumb people.
Ok that's all I can think of at the moment. I shall go work on my advertorial so that I can fulfil point 11.
Jumat, 01 Januari 2010
Rabu, 30 Desember 2009
Camwhoring
Decided to put on some blusher, lipstick, and dot some fake freckles on to camwhore with the new camera!!
Three pictures only lah... I think not bad though! I like my L10 more now! Please stop saying shit about it!
With flash
With flash
No flash
Think the fake freckles a bit fail but still, must try new things!!!
Lower lashes are drawn on (except in last picture, forgot to put), top lashes are extensions. Not wearing contacts. Photoshopped brown. And yes I know the left eye's lashes are drooping. I need to get them fixed!
Off to play mahjong! :D
Three pictures only lah... I think not bad though! I like my L10 more now! Please stop saying shit about it!
With flash
With flash
No flash
Think the fake freckles a bit fail but still, must try new things!!!
Lower lashes are drawn on (except in last picture, forgot to put), top lashes are extensions. Not wearing contacts. Photoshopped brown. And yes I know the left eye's lashes are drooping. I need to get them fixed!
Off to play mahjong! :D
Selasa, 29 Desember 2009
Single Lens Reflex
Just bought a new DSLR yesterday at $1,200!!!
(From this point on I shall refer to my DSLR as SLR coz I can't be bothered with the D and nobody really buys SLRs anyway don't be nitpicky and stupid)
Welcoming the Lumix L10 to the family! Which includes just another Lumix, the awesome LX3. Oh and my lousy blackberry camera. LOL
Ok here's why I bought it.
I've been wanting to get a good camera for a long time now, especially coz whenever I do advertorials that require camwhoring, I realised that it's super duper hard when I am alone at 3am at night shooting myself!!!
The pictures I post are of course the best of the lot so you don't realise how utterly horrific the others are.
Here's the embarrassing way I do it:
It is extra loserish coz i'm like trying to act sultry/chic/funny whatever at 3am while alone in my room with some products.
The first few photos will have me half out of frame, or funny objects in the background, or the product out of the frame.
It's really incredibly frustrating and a totally waste of time.
I know these problems still have nothing to do with an SLR, but I'm getting there.
So one day, I saw that Lumix has an SLR...
DIGRESSING!! That Lumix I was talking about is an SLR only loosely speaking. It's a micro four thirds.
Confusing right? BLOODY PHOTOGRAPHY JARGON. Wait, I'll explain in simple terms.
I asked this simple question that day on twitter and all I got were photography jargon. WHAT IS AN SLR???
Or rather, what makes an SLR QUALIFY to be an SLR?
Is it weight? Coz they sure are all heavy. Is it ugliness of the camera? Coz most of them are really hideous too.
But no.
It's 2 things:
1) SLR = Single Lens Reflex. I'm gonna be corrected by photography know-it-alls, but basically this refers to a mirror inside the camera which reflects what your lens is capturing into the viewfinder (thing people put their eye at in the past. Remember film cameras??)
2) SLRs have removeable lens. You can buy new lens and fix them on the, erm, camera. Is it still a camera if it doesn't have lens? Don't ask me.
End of digression!!
So basically that day I saw a Lumix, and it's only loosely called an SLR coz they removed the mirror thingy to make the camera smaller. But same functionality lah.
This Lumix is RED!! A nasty, brownish red. But red nonetheless among black cameras!!
For those shutterbugs who do know, this camera is the Lumix G1.
So I asked the salesperson to let me take a look. He seems to be pretty friendly so I thought I'd give it a try and CAMWHORE!!!
Took the camera up, was ready to snap when the salesman said, "Hold on, see, you can do this, much easier!"
AND THE FELLOW SNAPPED THE SCREEN OPEN TO FACE ME!!
IT CAN SWIVEL!!!!!!!!!!
It took about 5 secs for me to realise how much easier this will make my life and I erupted into tears of joy!!
So, at that point, I decided one of the criteria for my SLR will be to have a swivel screen!
One of the best inventions EVER or what?
So.
After a lot of research, came to the conclusion that the only newer SLRs with swivel screens were Panasonic G1, Gh1 and Nikon D5000.
And out of these, the GH1 is the chioest. Comes in GOLD:
Still ugly coz the sides of the lens are still black but a vast improvement nonetheless.
Combined with the fact that I LOVE the soft skin mode function on my LX3 (checked and it's available on the GH1), I decided on the GH1.
Couldn't sleep. Dreamt all night of the GH1. Reached Sim Lim in uber excitement. Found a shop that sells it.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
BUT IT WAS $2,230.
Good god.
I almost fainted. (And just for comparison other SLRs are as cheap as $699)
The only reason why it's so expensive is that it's "HD" lens and it can take HD video, which I honestly cannot give two hoots about. So high quality for what I'm also not shooting MTV! That and that it can zoom pretty far, which I also don't care about! I wanna use it to camwhore!
I just couldn't bring myself to pay so much extra for something I didn't need. It's $1,000 more than other equally-good-for-photography SLRs!
So. Very disappointed and confused.
Shopkeeper introduced me to the L10, which is about 1 year old and one of the last Lumix SLRs to use Leica lens!
(Leica lens are famous for being mad awesome)
The newer Lumix SLRs stopped using Leica lens... I presume coz it's too expensive? GH1 doesn't use Leica lens.
The L10 is a lot bigger, and black, and sadly enough no soft skin mode coz it's not invented yet, but selling for $1,200.
The cheapest standalone Leica lens in the shop were selling for $1,300, so I thought it's a pretty good deal!
He also assured me Leica lens take better photos (this part wins the Nikon D5000), so I was already half convinced.
On top of that he took a photo for me OF me in the shop and it's MAD chio!! SO I BOUGHT IT!!!
Too bad that picture is in the shop's SD card.
But soo far... Not too impressed with it. The flash, hoisted on top of the camera, casts a shadow on the bottom frame of photos coz it's blocked by the lens, which are too long!
And lao niang's surely not gonna change lenses coz my lens is a good one!! I guess I'd have to buy one of those external flashes but I don't want it too bright either! Grrrr why like this?
I have not camwhored with it yet so I dunno lah... Maybe it would take awesome photos of me, which is the MOST important. LOL. I'm lazy to put make up to take pics lah!
Here are some sample shoots I randomly took of things in the house:
Room + daybed
A pic of unwilling Mike... See the shadow cast by the flash? Tragic.
Mike disbelieving my "flash casting a shadow" theory, somehow testing it out with his leg. LOL... Sexy!
That's it! Think I'd snap more tomorrow.
Learnt a nifty little photoshop trick from Priscilla (I can never spell this name) that's why the colours are so mad chio!!! The original photos don't look like that but I hate posting ugly pics so there.
How do you think the photos compare to the LX3's?
(From this point on I shall refer to my DSLR as SLR coz I can't be bothered with the D and nobody really buys SLRs anyway don't be nitpicky and stupid)
Welcoming the Lumix L10 to the family! Which includes just another Lumix, the awesome LX3. Oh and my lousy blackberry camera. LOL
Ok here's why I bought it.
I've been wanting to get a good camera for a long time now, especially coz whenever I do advertorials that require camwhoring, I realised that it's super duper hard when I am alone at 3am at night shooting myself!!!
The pictures I post are of course the best of the lot so you don't realise how utterly horrific the others are.
Here's the embarrassing way I do it:
I put the LX3 on a tiny $3.90 (from mustafa) tripod, and precariously balance that tripod on my swivel chair.
Then I sit on the floor in front of my cupboards (to make a nicer background), and I turn on the self-timer. Then I smile like an idiot for 10 seconds.
It is extra loserish coz i'm like trying to act sultry/chic/funny whatever at 3am while alone in my room with some products.
The first few photos will have me half out of frame, or funny objects in the background, or the product out of the frame.
It's really incredibly frustrating and a totally waste of time.
I know these problems still have nothing to do with an SLR, but I'm getting there.
So one day, I saw that Lumix has an SLR...
DIGRESSING!! That Lumix I was talking about is an SLR only loosely speaking. It's a micro four thirds.
Confusing right? BLOODY PHOTOGRAPHY JARGON. Wait, I'll explain in simple terms.
I asked this simple question that day on twitter and all I got were photography jargon. WHAT IS AN SLR???
Or rather, what makes an SLR QUALIFY to be an SLR?
Is it weight? Coz they sure are all heavy. Is it ugliness of the camera? Coz most of them are really hideous too.
But no.
It's 2 things:
1) SLR = Single Lens Reflex. I'm gonna be corrected by photography know-it-alls, but basically this refers to a mirror inside the camera which reflects what your lens is capturing into the viewfinder (thing people put their eye at in the past. Remember film cameras??)
2) SLRs have removeable lens. You can buy new lens and fix them on the, erm, camera. Is it still a camera if it doesn't have lens? Don't ask me.
End of digression!!
So basically that day I saw a Lumix, and it's only loosely called an SLR coz they removed the mirror thingy to make the camera smaller. But same functionality lah.
This Lumix is RED!! A nasty, brownish red. But red nonetheless among black cameras!!
For those shutterbugs who do know, this camera is the Lumix G1.
So I asked the salesperson to let me take a look. He seems to be pretty friendly so I thought I'd give it a try and CAMWHORE!!!
Took the camera up, was ready to snap when the salesman said, "Hold on, see, you can do this, much easier!"
AND THE FELLOW SNAPPED THE SCREEN OPEN TO FACE ME!!
IT CAN SWIVEL!!!!!!!!!!
It took about 5 secs for me to realise how much easier this will make my life and I erupted into tears of joy!!
So, at that point, I decided one of the criteria for my SLR will be to have a swivel screen!
One of the best inventions EVER or what?
So.
After a lot of research, came to the conclusion that the only newer SLRs with swivel screens were Panasonic G1, Gh1 and Nikon D5000.
And out of these, the GH1 is the chioest. Comes in GOLD:
Still ugly coz the sides of the lens are still black but a vast improvement nonetheless.
Combined with the fact that I LOVE the soft skin mode function on my LX3 (checked and it's available on the GH1), I decided on the GH1.
*************************
Couldn't sleep. Dreamt all night of the GH1. Reached Sim Lim in uber excitement. Found a shop that sells it.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
BUT IT WAS $2,230.
Good god.
I almost fainted. (And just for comparison other SLRs are as cheap as $699)
The only reason why it's so expensive is that it's "HD" lens and it can take HD video, which I honestly cannot give two hoots about. So high quality for what I'm also not shooting MTV! That and that it can zoom pretty far, which I also don't care about! I wanna use it to camwhore!
I just couldn't bring myself to pay so much extra for something I didn't need. It's $1,000 more than other equally-good-for-photography SLRs!
So. Very disappointed and confused.
Shopkeeper introduced me to the L10, which is about 1 year old and one of the last Lumix SLRs to use Leica lens!
(Leica lens are famous for being mad awesome)
The newer Lumix SLRs stopped using Leica lens... I presume coz it's too expensive? GH1 doesn't use Leica lens.
The L10 is a lot bigger, and black, and sadly enough no soft skin mode coz it's not invented yet, but selling for $1,200.
The cheapest standalone Leica lens in the shop were selling for $1,300, so I thought it's a pretty good deal!
He also assured me Leica lens take better photos (this part wins the Nikon D5000), so I was already half convinced.
On top of that he took a photo for me OF me in the shop and it's MAD chio!! SO I BOUGHT IT!!!
Too bad that picture is in the shop's SD card.
But soo far... Not too impressed with it. The flash, hoisted on top of the camera, casts a shadow on the bottom frame of photos coz it's blocked by the lens, which are too long!
And lao niang's surely not gonna change lenses coz my lens is a good one!! I guess I'd have to buy one of those external flashes but I don't want it too bright either! Grrrr why like this?
I have not camwhored with it yet so I dunno lah... Maybe it would take awesome photos of me, which is the MOST important. LOL. I'm lazy to put make up to take pics lah!
Here are some sample shoots I randomly took of things in the house:
Room + daybed
A pic of unwilling Mike... See the shadow cast by the flash? Tragic.
Mike disbelieving my "flash casting a shadow" theory, somehow testing it out with his leg. LOL... Sexy!
That's it! Think I'd snap more tomorrow.
Learnt a nifty little photoshop trick from Priscilla (I can never spell this name) that's why the colours are so mad chio!!! The original photos don't look like that but I hate posting ugly pics so there.
How do you think the photos compare to the LX3's?
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