You know what?

This is fucking GREAT with a capital G!

SUPER IRRITATING!

I was trying to upload the NYC pictures to this blog, and I opened Picasa, the program I normally use to upload the pics to first (all at one go you see) to a web album.

VERY UNFORTUNATELY, I don't know what fluffy animal I killed to deserve this, but my PICASA WAS IN CHINESE!!!

Nitty Gritty little Chinese words!!


HOW CUTE! BORAT NOT!!

And for some really hilarious reason, the little drop down windows (File, Edit, View etc buttons on top) has little square boxes instead of readible, understandable ENGLISH!

OH WHAT NOW, COMPUTER? I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE ANCIENT TONGUE OF SQUARES!

I messed around with fucking picasa for the past 2 hours, and it won't recover!

SO I tried clicking every single button the squares were - and Picasa started to auto-detect all my picture files over again, tens of thousands of photos!!!

COMPLETELY IRRITATED AND HATE BLOGGING.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I ALSO HATE??

COPYCATS.

CCBBBBBBBBBBBBB

I saw a comment that day, and it said something along the lines of how I wrote about Nuffnang AFTER some n00b bloggers did too.

It made me so pissed off I might have had steam come out of my nostrils.

Super hate being compared to other bloggers ok?! Oh man that really gets me.


That day, Qihua randomly said something like, "xxx blogger got the new LG shine phone or something."

I flared up at her and said, "OEI! Why you talking about her/him?! I ALSO GOT THE PHONE WHAT!!"

She got startled and fell out of her chair. Well ok, she didn't fall out of her chair, but the image of that is kinda funny, and I thought I'd write that so I could laugh when I look back at this entry.

So anyway, yeah! I AM THE BEST AROUND OK!

I don't care if you all think I am arrogant or getting my downfall or whatever, I AM STILL THE BEST AT WHAT I DO!

I can HEAR you whispering under your voice, "Which is lazing around and NOT blogging recently..."

BAH! It's true, but I am still the best!

HMPF!


Oh, so YOU think Nuffnang approached me AFTER approaching other n00b bloggers?

*roll eyes*

My advertorial took so long, because it is more expensive, and therefore takes longer to discuss than, "Oh, $2.50 for an advertorial? Set."

ANYWAY, that is not my point.

My point is about ADVERTORIALS.

I may not have been the first person to ever use the word advertorial, but I am pretty damn fucking sure the during ancient times when nobody advertised on blogs yet because no blog was as awesome as mine, I THOUGHT OF THIS FORMAT FIRST.

THAT IS RIGHT.

Circa 2005

And then after that, the first blog "advertorial" was born.

Click.


This little underlined-advertorial-word-on-the-top format became so wide-known, that everyone is using it, thinking that that's the only way to do it.


AND I AM ANGRY BECAUSE PEOPLE AREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH CREDIT!!!


Maybe I didn't do that much, but I oughta be recognised as a pioneer!

Other bloggers oughta bow when they see me!!

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A CASE STUDY BY NOW!

(Well some people (by some I mean a grand total of 2) told me they wrote their PHD thesis on me before so I kinda am a case study)

I dunno, I am just GRUMPY!

My fucking tamagotchi turned into a ninja with bad teeth, and QQ's girl tama won't have sex with him and have a baby together!!!

SO MY TAMA IS GOING TO TURN INTO AN OLD TAMA AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!



Ok, I blogged out my grumpiness.

You guys can go ahead with your day, and ignore whatever I wrote on top. I didn't mean it. Well, I kinda did, except 98% less harsh.

I also wonder if I will like cockroaches if they were pink instead of that disgusting shade of brown?

Like if they were, like, you know, hot pink with bright happy yellow feelers and maybe... blue-green feet.

I really don't know. I don't mind ladybirds because their colours are so nice, you know. But their face is KINDA the same as a cockroach's.

Ewww cockroaches are gross.

Some caterpillars are a nice shade of green, but they are still gross.

I was about to conclude that God doesn't make pink stuff ugly, then I realised that like a human's carcass is probably pinkish. -_-

I am almost too bimbotic to function! Although I can probably trash your ass at advanced progressive matrices.

And I'd do better at them if they were prettier too.

p/s: Can anyone PLEASE tell me if I can discard one of my six chosen pokemons?! You can't get more than six right? I can't figure out how to do it and I really really want a jigglypuff! (I am playing Pokemon Pearl on DS lite)