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Happy new year y'all!

I can't believe it is 2008! No no, like literally. I think I either missed NYE countdown altogether as I was on various flights, or I slept through two countdowns (depending on which country's time zone you wanna use), so 2008 feels damn surreal coz there was no celebration to give it a big welcome.

Not that anyone really welcomes it, except maybe people who are, sorry, was 17 so that they can go into clubs this year.

I'm freaking 24 can? This year!

I AM OFFICIALLY MID-TWENTIES.

I cannot even twist the truth reasonably and say I am early twenties anymore!

When Forever 21 started, I was 20, and I went into that shop and felt I was dressing old - and then I turned 21 and I went in there and I was like, "This is apt, I AM 21."

AND NOW I'M STILL STUCK SHOPPING THERE, TOO OLD FOR THE BRAND!!!

I shall abruptly end this blog entry because I suddenly lost interest in writing it.

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XIAXUE'S GUIDE TO LIFE

I give up the secret of how to bling your gadgets!! Gmask is going to be very, very displeased with me. Sorry la guys!! The producers forced me to tell the secret! They said they would kill Momo and let Cloudy be sodomised by the ugliest pit bull if I don't! And I'd be force-fed parsley juice (concentrated) and my accessories will all be taken away from me!

And how can I allow that? Never mind Momo and Cloud Cloud, but I TOOK MANY PAINFUL YEARS TO PROCURE ALL MY CHIO ACCESSORIES!

(They can be rather cruel at times)

(I am obviously just kidding, nobody is trying to kill you Momo.)

NEWS ASIA ON THE NET

Last ep of the funniest news show ever! Well, way funnier than The Noose or whatever Mediacorp is doing, that's for sure.

That's coz I helped to produce it! This ep is all bloopers. Who would have thought Debbie and Howard are so funny when they deliver stuff wrongly?

You know, the image of Howard in a bald cap is just stuck in my head. Initially, I wanted to let him wear the highlighting cap - you know, like a bald cap except it has little holes in it for hairstylists to pull little strands of your hair through to highlight.

That's like infinitely uglier than a bald cap la, coz the cap's original colour is unknown due to it taking on various dye colours like red, brown, black etc! Muahahaa!

Except that the highlighting cap doesn't go in context. Oh well.

Gillian is right, it IS awesome to be on this side of the production sometimes.